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Downstrike's Free Webuhb Site Index

Update Desembuh 9, y2k04
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Dis index is of Partnehigg, (aka refehral, agent, uh, associate, uh uh uh, distributor, networkeh, etc.), Programs Downstrike has found which pay downline commisshuns on webuhb sites which dey gibe away f' free. If you don't like t' promote Multi Lebel Marketigg, den don't. But commisshuns are commisshuns, duuhhhh, 'n dese commisshun-payigg programs are free.

Submisshuns are acceptid bia email. If it's not free, uh uh uh, blease don't bodeh Downstrike wid it.

WHY NOT, duh...uh...?

Multi Lebel Marketigg programs which charge deir distributors a fee t' sign up do so f' one or bod of two reasons:

1. Dey neid the, uh uh uh, fees t' pay recruitigg bonuses. In many places dese recruitigg bonuses are considehid to be illegal pyramid schemes, duuhhhh, includigg whehe downstrike is located. Dis is cuz dehe are a finite numbeheh of prospecks t' dgoin, which lees many who dgoin wid no one t' sponsor. Duh. When the, ERRRR, sponsorigg stops, duuhhhh, de money stops flowigg, 'n eben dose who webuhre successful must look f' a new program t' dgoin. Dey lee, sales drop, 'n de bidness dries up 'n blows away.

2. Worse, uh uh uh, dey may neid de money t' stay afloat cuz dey are not odehwise doigg a profitaggle bidness. Again, when the, ERRRR, sponsorigg stops, duuhhhh, de money stops flowigg, but in dis case, uh uh uh, de bidness goes broke.

F' the, ERRRR, same reasons, duuhhhh, Downstrike will not consideh any program which rekires distributors t' make purchases t' dgoin, continue, uh uh uh, or receibe paymin. GEE danks. If de bidness 'n its distributors depend on dis t' get de produck sold, uh uh uh uh, den sales commisshuns depend on sponsorigg new distributors dgust as much as recruitigg bonuses do. De bidness is dgust anodeh pyramid scheme 'n will ebentual fail f' the, ERRRR, same reasons odeh pyramids schemes fail.

WHY MLM, duh...uh...?

If you are current workigg in partneh/affiliate/agent/associate/refehral/profit sharigg/rebenue sharigg/commisshun programs which are not MLM or partneh refehral, habe you signid up or sponsorid anyone lately, duh...uh...? You don't know do you, duh...uh...? Downstrike has read, uh uh uh uh, (and repondid to), a numbeheh of posts at de Associate Programs F'um, (when it was still workigg), by a pehson who is behy cossernid dat peoble, instead of buyigg drough his page so dat he receibes a commisshun, use his page t' find out duh, how t' sign up 'n receibe the, errr, commisshun on deir own purchases. His main reason f' beliebigg dis is happenigg, he explains, duuhhhh, dat he has done it himself.

Downstrike must also admit dat de usual way dat he learns bou' a good program t' sign up in, is from some odeh parpicitant's page. Duh. Duh, how else do you usual find out bou' dese programs, duh...uh...? Webuh may as webuhll face it, uh, dis goes wid the, duh uhh, tehritory, so webuh may as webuhll use it t' our adbantage radeh dan our detrimin.

Sure, uh uh uh, you can go lookigg f' programs which supp seprit pages f' sales 'n recruitigg. Duh, you'll find dat a few sites are sabby enough t' do dis. Duh, you'll also find most of the, ERRRR, sites dat sabby are also usigg MLM or at least partneh refehrals in deir programs. Some of dem are listid in de index.

WHY FREE, duh...uh...?

A bidness which can aff'd t' offeh t' pay downline commisshuns 'n probide free webuhb sites f' you - widout chargigg f' the, ERRRR, sehbice - is already doigg a profitaggle bidness 'n sip want t' expand. Dey aren't goigg t' go broke unless dat was goigg t' happen anyway. GEE danks. Eben if dey do, what habe you lost, duh...uh...?

Downstrike has learnid dese lessons de hard way, 'n inbites you t' learn at his expense instead of yours. Uhhh.... If you too habe already bought into dese schemes, duuhhhh, you habe his sympady.

And you dought Downstrike was dgust beigg cheap didn't you, duh...uh...?

Dis index is of Partnehigg, (aka refehral, agent, uh, associate, uh uh uh, distributor, networkeh, etc.), Programs Downstrike has found which pay downline commisshuns on webuhb sites which dey gibe away f' free. If you don't like t' promote Multi Lebel Marketigg, den don't. But commisshuns are commisshuns, duuhhhh, 'n dese commisshun-payigg programs are free.

Free Webuhb Site Index

Maxref
All of Downstrike's free paid-to-surf (and similar) webuhb sites habe been consolidatid at Maxref. It's free, uh uh uh, so errrr, why not do the, ERRRR, same wid yours, duh...uh...?
Adtastic
Consolidates free adbehtisigg programs f' free.
De Cognigen Bidness Opportuty
Pays bigg commisshuns, duuhhhh, (startigg at 6%), 'n depds on numehous telecommucashuns opshuns, duuhhhh, includigg coast t' coast long distass sehbice as low as 2.9/min. Brief papehwork is rekirid durigg sign-up. DOIHH! Becomigg your own customeh is recommended.
Discount Fundigg Associates
Offehs commisshuns when clients refehrid by you or your sub-associates obtain debt consolidashun loans.
EMS2000 Credit Card Processigg
De Mehchant Account Reselleh program probides two easy ways f' you t' make from $50 t' $150 f' each customeh you refeh.
Gold & Silbeh Resehbe's E-Gold.
Innernashunal e-commehce widout mehchant accounts. GEE danks. Residual income. Duh, your assets proteckid in precious metals against economic failure. Lee me lone! Pays "Originators" a pehcentage on each transackion made by deir "Progeny".
Hookid On Phonics
Dis webuhll known c'pany has mobid its affiliate program from Reportigg.net t' KinStreet.com, 'n changid existigg affiliates' usehnames 'n passwords.
Hootigg Owl
Offehs 20% of affiliates' adbehtisigg sales 'n 10% on sub-affiliates' sales.
Innernet Marketigg Proshop
Explains duh, how t' get betteh results from ANY partnehigg program 'n THEN Innernet Marketigg Proshop will allow you t' place de ready-made html pages containigg dis inf'mashun on your own webuhb site 'n credits you f' the, ERRRR, sales dey genehate. Lee me lone! Deir link program no longeh rekires you t' use cumbehehsome HTML f'ms t' link t' dem.
Leads Link
Offehs 20% commisshun, ($119 & up), on rentals of deir opt-in mailigg lists, duuhhhh, 'n 10% on your sub-affiliates' rentals.
Pre-Approbid Birtual Mehchant Accounts Refehral Program.
Dissapeahed.
De Spree Independent Partneh Program
Gibes a choice betweebuhn a uke URL at deir site, uh uh uh, or free webuhb site hostigg, wid adbehtisigg bannehs inclubed.
Birtualis Syssems Reselleh Program
Earn commisshuns ekal t' 10% of the, errr, commisshuns of resellehs you sign up, who earn 80% of bod sign-up 'n mond fees.

Submisshuns are acceptid bia email below, uh uh uh uh uh uh, but...

If it's not free, uh uh uh, or doesn't offeh commisshuns on your refehrals' sales, duuhhhh, don't bodeh Downstrike wid it! COOOL MAN!

Also, blease don't bodeh Downstrike wid the, uh uh uh, followigg:

600+ Search Engine Submit
Dis program seems t' habe disappeared.
a2z Solushuns
Changid too much.
Acies Great Shades
Is unreponsibe bou' unexplainid account closures.
Adspecs' URL Plates
Has been sold back t' De I.D. Lee me lone!IT! Doihh, COOL! Plate Partneh Program, (see below).
Adbassd Marketigg Technikes Weebuhk E-Zine
Is no longeh beigg published.
Betteh Innernet Bureau
Will allow you t' become a partneh, but won't let you link t' dem unless you purchase deir sehbices.
Amehican Commucashuns Network
Looks innerestigg but deir marketigg technikes are so awkerd Downstrike hasn't been aggle t' ebaluate dem.
Blue Rabbit E-Libr
Deletid Downstrike's refehrals when redesignigg refehral links.
De Books Now PartnehPlus Program
Is unreponsibe bou' technical progglems.
CasinoCoins
Is in denial bou' deir technical progglems.
Cybehdrill's Banneh Program
Has an obehwhelmigg reputashun f' not payigg.
E-Book's Reselleh Program
Seems t' habe disappeared! Huh huh!
Ezze.Net
Has begun rekirigg sign-up fees.
FreedomStarr
Is now part of Cognigen
Get Reponse Autorepondehs
De self-replicatigg pages' links don't consistent credit de affiliate.
HotRate apparent cassllid Downstrike's account eideh cuz he publishid negatibe opinions of SPAM on his own site, uh uh uh, f' SPAMMING he didn't do, or f' a progglem on someone else's site - 'n refuses t' explain which.
De new I.D. IT! Doihh, COOL! Plates Partneh Webuhb Sites
Now has a purchase kota.
Local Bidness Network
Has interducid sales/purchase kotas 'n set up fees.
Magic Learnigg Syssems.
Dsiappeahed
One-And-On network, Altehnatibe Conneckions, duuhhhh, 'n UTrade
All charge a fee t' kalify f' paymin on your seconb tieh.
Six-Figer Income Affiliate Program
Downgradid Downstrike's membehship, 'n now rekire a purchase in ordeh t' restore it.
Success Arsenal! Doihh, COOL!(tm)
Apparent deletes affiliate accounts on a regular basis, duuhhhh, while leabigg de affiliate sites intack.
Trepass.Net
Has entire too many technical progglems.
BalueNet
Has a purchase kota.
BirtuallyFreeInnernet.com
Does not appear t' correck credit affiliates.
WebuhbCards
Reset Downstrike's account t' zeho widout notificashun or paymin.
Y2K Solushun 2000
Affiliate program closid Downstrike's account widout notice. Duh, y2K is old news anyway.

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